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"Gump" by Wierd Al

 "Lump" by The Presidents of the United States of America

 

 Gump sat alone on a bench in the park

 "My name is Forrest,"  he'd casually remarked

 Waitin' for the bus with his hands in his pockets

 He just kep sayin' life is like a box of chocolates

 He's Gump, he's Gump

 What's in his head?

 He's Gump, he's Gump, he's Gump

 Is he inbred?

 Gump was a big celebrity

 He told JFK that he really had to pee

 He never feels too dumb because

 His mom always told him stupid as is stupid does

 He's Gump, he's Gump

 He's kinda square

 He's Gump, he's Gump, he's Gump

 What's with the hair?

 Run... run... run..., run, now Forrest

 Run... run... run like the wind now

 Run... run... run, run, now Forrest

 Run... stop!

 His buddy Bubba was a shrimp- lovin'man

 His friend with no legs he called him Lieutenant Dan

 His girlfriend Jenny was kind of a slut

 He went to the White House, showed LBJ his butt

 He's Gump, he's Gump

 He's not too bright

 He's Gump, he's Gump, he's Gump

 But he's all right

 Is this Gump out of his head?

 I think so

 Is this Gump really brain dead?

 I think so

 Did this Gump make lots of bread?

 I think so

 And that's all I have to say about that