Uninvited lyrics what god said lyrics

I talked to God and god said "Hey!

 I've got a lot of things to say

 write it down this very day

and spread the word in every way."

 I talked to God and heres the deal:

He said to floss between each meal

Drive with both hands on the wheel

and on the first date dont cop a feel

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I talked to God and God said...nothing special

I talked to God and God said...nothing special

I talked to God and God said nothing

 that we shouldn't already know

shouldnt already know

And talked to God and here's what he said:

 "wear a helmet on your head

 when you ride a bike instead

or you'll crash and end up dead."

I asked God for the Holy Word

ageless wisdom never heard

He just said to feed the birds

 love your pets, clean up their turds

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 I talked to God and God said "John,

 I let them kill my only son

 and my creation's so undone

that I can't help out everyone

 But if youre looking for advice

you don't need to ask me twice

 start with the basics: just be nice

 and see if that makes things all right."