Tommy collins if you can't bite don't growl lyrics

I whistled out at pretty girl on a corner down town

She saw me when I winked my eye and then she turned around

She came and took me by the arm I told her I didn't mean no harm

She said to me with a certain kind of scowl

If you don't mean it then don't whistle if you can't bite don't growl

[ guitar ]

One night left the wife at home and went out with the boys

I was actin' like a Don Juan and makin' a lot of noise

A go-go girl called my hand I said I can't I'm a married man

She said if you ain't gonna steal you better not prowl

Don't do-si-do with a go-go if you can't bite don't growl

[ harmonica ]

I went home to the little wife and grabbed her at the door

I kissed her like a mad man and let out a lion roar

I jumped down from a chandelier and beat my chest and said come here

She said if you can't hunt you better not howl

I'm a wampas kitty and a mean mama if you can't bite don't growl

[ guitar ]

I jumped down from a chandelier...