The alkaline trio private eye lyrics

I dragged this lake looking for corpses



Dusted for prints, pried up the floorboards



Pieces of planes and black box recorders



Don't lie



And I've been preoccupied with these sick, sick senses



That sense DNA on barbed wire fences



Maybe someday I'll find me a suspect



That has no alibi



New Year's Eve was as boring as heaven



I watched flies fuck on channel 11



There was no one to kiss, there was nothing to drink



Except some old rotten milk someone left in the sink



And there's no ring on the phone anymore



There's no reason to call I passed out on the floor



Smoked myself stupid and drank my insides raisin dry



But at the right place at the right time



I'll be dead wrong and you'll be just fine



And I won't have to quit doing fucked up shit



For anyone but me



And at the right place at the right time



It will have been worth it to stand in line



And you won't have to stop



Saying "I love cops" for anyone but me



Your private eye