South park what would brian boitano do? part ii lyrics

Brian, skate

Brian, skate

Brian, fight

Brian, skate



What would Brian Boitano do 

If he was here right now, 

He'd make a plan 

And he'd follow through, 

That's what Brian Boitano'd do. 



Brian, skate

Brian, fight



When Brian Boitano was in the Olympics, 

Skating for the gold, 

He did two Salchows and a triple lutz, 

Wearing a blind fold. 



And when Brian Boitano was in the Alps, 

Fighting grizzly bears, 

He used his magical fire breath, 

And saved the maidens fair. 



Brian, skate

Brian, live



So what would Brian Boitano do 

If he were here today, 

I'm sure he'd kick an arse or two, 

That's what Brian Boitano'd do. 



Brian, skate

Brian, live



When Brian Boitano travelled through time 

To the year 3010, 

He fought the evil robot king 

and saved us all again 



And when Brian Boitano built the pyramids, 

He beat up Kublai Kahn. 

Cause Brian Boitano doesn't take shit from an-y-body 



Whoa Brian those chicken wings are really spicy, don’t eat those



I never seen a man eat so many chicken wings

I never seen a man eat so many chicken wings

I never seen a man eat so many chicken wings

I never seen a man eat so many chicken wings

I never seen a man eat so many chicken wings

I never seen a man eat so many chicken wings

I never seen a man eat so many chicken wings



Brian, Skate

Brian, fight



Brian Boitano was born on the planet of Kryluk

He came to Earth to save us all from war and death and stuff



Aliodi Idia, Brian Boitano’s here

So round up all your lasses

And tell them to have no fear

Say “Come over here my Honey

I’m gonna take off my pants

And I’m gonna make dirty love to you

Cause that’s what Brian Boitano’d do"



Cause that’s what Brian Boitano’d do