South park merry fucking christmas lyrics

I heard there is no Christmas,



In the silly Middle East..



No Trees, no Snow, no Santa Claus,



They have Different Religious beliefs..



They Believe in Muhammad,



And not in our Holiday..



And so every December,



I go to the Middle East and say..







Hey there Mr Muslim, Merry Fucking Christmas



Put down that book 'The Koran'



and hear some holiday wishes



Incase you haven't noticed,



it's Jesus's Birthday



So get off you heathen Muslim Ass



And fucking celebrate.







There is no holiday season in india,



i've heard..



They don't hang up their stockings,



and that is just absurd..



They've never read a Christmas Story,



They Don't know what Rudolph is about..



And that's why in December,



I'll go to india and shout..







Hey there Mr Hinduist, Merry Fucking Christmas



Dring some 'nog, and eat some Beef



and pass it to the Missus



Incase you haven't noticed,



It's Jesus's Birthday



So get off your heathen hindu ass,



And fucking celebrate.







Now I heard that in Japan,



Everyone just lives in sin..



They pray to several gods,



And put needles in their skin..



On December twenty-fifth,



all they do is eat a cake..



and that is why i'll go to Japan,



and walk around and say..







Hey there Mr Shintoist, Merry Fucking Christmas



God is gonna kick your ass You infidelic pagan scum.



Incase you haven't noticed,



There's festive things to do



So lets all rejoice for Jesus



and Merry Fucking Christmas to you.







On Christmas Day, I travel round the world and say..



Taoists, Korishnas, Buddists



and all you atheists too..



Merry Fucking Christmas to you.



Thank you, Mr Hat..