South park chocolate salty balls (ps i love you) lyrics

Two Tablespoons of cinnamon, and 2 or 3 eggwhites 



Half a stick of butter, meeeelted.. 



Stick it all in a bowl baby, Stir it with a wooden spoon 



Mix in a Cup of Flour, you'll be in heaven soon 



Say everybody have you seen my balls? 



They're big and salty and brown 



If you ever need a quick Pick-me-up 



Just stick my balls in your mouth! 



Ooh, suck on my chocolate salty balls, 



Stick em in your mouth and suck em! 



Suck on my Chocolate Salty balls 



they're packed full of vitamins, and good for you, 



So suck on My balls! 







Quarter cup of unsweeted chocolate, and half cup of brandy 



Then throw in a bag or two of sugar, and just a pinch of vanilla 



Grease up the cookiesheet, cos i hate when my balls stick 



Then Preheat the oven to 350°, and give that spoon a lick 



Say everybody have you seen my balls? 



They're big and salty and brown 



If you ever need a quick Pick me up 



Just stick my balls in your mouth... 



Suck on my chocolate salty balls 



Stick em in your mouth and suck em! 



Suck on my Chocolate Salty balls 



they're packed full of goodness, high in Fibre 



Suck on My balls! 







[sniff sniff] Hey, wait a minute, what's that smell? 



Smells like something burning 



Well, that don't confront me none 



As long as I get my rent paid on the Friday. 



Baby you'd better get back in the Kitchen.. 



Cos i've gotta Sneaking Suspicion.. 



Oh man baby, baby! You just burnt my balls! 







Someone help me, my balls are on fire! 



Get some ice baby! My balls are Burning! 



Get some water, pour some water on me! 



My Balls are burning! 



Help me, Blow on em, Blow on em, do something! 



Ooh, suck on my chocolate salty balls 



Stick em in your mouth and suck em! 



Suck on my Chocolate Salty balls 



Put em out baby, Blow em! 



Suck on my balls, baby! Suck on my balls Baby! 



Suck on my red hot, salty, chocolate balls 



Put em out baby, hoo, hoo 



Suck on my balls...