Ren & stimpy i'm gonna be a monkey lyrics

Ren: O.K. Stimpy, it's time for your evolving lessons.

Stimpy: Oh rapture!!

(Singing)

They swing by their tales with

the greatest of ease

Those hairy mammals we

call monkeys

They have so much fun

Just living in trees

Oh, how I'd love to be one

of these...

Soooo...

Chorus

I'm gonna be a monkey.

A monkey  monkey  monkey

A monkey  monkey  monkey

Monkey    monkey  monkey

I'm gonna be a monkey.

A monkey  monkey  monkey

Would you like to be one too?

When one monkey's itchy

another is nice.

He picks at his back for

vermin and lice.

And if he gets hungry, he'll

pour on some spice

And eat the bugs without

thinking twice

Mmmmmm... Mm. Delicious.

Soooo...

(repeat chorus)

Ren: O.K. If you wanna be a monkey you gotta learn to act like a monkey.

And I got the know-how 'cause I've seen every Tarzan movie ever made. So watch

and learn.

(Filthy's Dance plays as Ren says...)

Ren: Now note the ease with which I swing so nimbly hither and yon.

Witness as I perform an amazing double somersault & catch myself with my

perhensile tail.

Oh no... (scream!!)

Stimpy: Oh, I get the idea!

(Jungle Boogie plays as Stimpy says...)

Stimpy: Uh oh (scream!)

(back to Monkey Song)

Stimpy: (Singing)

Now I am a monkey

A monkey monkey monkey

Ren: (Singing)

And I am a monkey too.