Ren & stimpy better than no one lyrics

Stimpy: (tap dancing)

Ren: Stimpy what's all that racket about?

Stimpy:I'm tap dancing Ren. Pretty good, huh?

Ren: It just sounds like noise to me. And you look even more stupid then ususal.

Stimpy: Oh pshaw. Tap dancing is fun Ren. Why don't you join me?

Ren: Ohhh nooo! I'm no eediot.

Stimpy: Come on ... No one will ever see you.

Ren: No way!

Stimpy: Just put on these shoes and move your feet...

Ren: Back off man! I can do it. (tap dancing)

Stimpy: Now, don't you feel better?

Ren: Hey! This is fun! You're right Stimpy. I'm sorry I'm all the time so mean to you.

Stimpy: Think nothing of it buddy!

Ren: Pal! (and into the song....)

Stimpy: It's really great - to have a chum.

Who's kind and caring - and lots

of fun

He slaps me around when I

feel blue

Only a pal would do that for you

His name is Ren & when it

comes to a friend

No one is better

Stimpy: Your turn pal

Ren: O.K. Buddddd... (scream)

You eediot, if you're going to tap dance do it on your own two feet.

Stimpy: Whoops.

Ren: He's really fat - but I admit

He's not so dumb - for an eediot

I hate the smell of his litter box

And when he fills with glue my

stay-put socks

He's lost his mind, but when

I'm in a bind

He's better than no one!

Ren: Would you comb my hair?

Stimpy: With glee!

Ren: Would you polish my toes?

Stimpy: For free!

Ren: Would you shave my tongue?

Stimpy: Whoopee!

Ren & Stimpy: You're the friend for me!

Ren: My friend to the end -

which I hope is soon

Has a head full of air - like a

red ballon

Stimpy: A ballon head, wow! -

what a great thing to be.

Your always say the nicest thing to me.

Ren: You're a fool

Stimpy: But I think your cool

No one is better!

Stimpy: Would you tell me a story?

Ren: No way!

Stimpy: Would you pick my nose?

Ren: For pay!

Stimpy: Would you scratch my back?

Ren: No!

Stimpy: Pluck my brows?

Ren: Erghhhh!

Stimpy: Lick my fur?

Ren: Arright Stimpy! That's it!

I've had enough of your stupid questions! The answer is no!

No, I tell you. A thousand times nooooooo!

Stimpy: Oh, just asking!

Ren: We're opposites by nature

Stimpy: He's a dog, and I'm a cat - I think

Ren: But put us both together

Stimpy: And we're a perfect match

I'm glad he's here to tell me

what to do

Ren: Somebody's got to think for you

You may be a dud, but when I need a bud

You're better than no one!

Stimpy: No on is better!

Ren: You're better than...

Stimpy: No one is...

Ren: Better than...

Stimpy: No one...

Ren & Stimpy: No one - is better.