Ren and stimpy log blues log theme lyrics

ANNOUNCER: Parlez vous Francais? Non. Then you need the all-new

International Log. Just pull its twig and you'll turn your Log into a

talking tree fluent in five foreign tongues.



There's French.

FRENCH GIRL: Allez-vien mon coo-coo!



Announcer: German.

GERMAN GUY: Raspeduch, strudel.



ANNOUNCER: Svenish.

SVEN: I am a bearded lady.



ANNOUNCER: And of course New York-ese.

NEW YORKER: Hey, can't you see I'm walking here?



ANNOUNCER: Yes, Log. All nations have Log. So, hurry now to your local

store and be the first in your country to have the International Log.



What rolls down stairs

Alone or in pairs...

Rolls over your neighbor's dog?

What's great for a snack

And fits on your back?

It's Log! Log! Log!

It's Lo-og, it's Lo-og

It's big, it's heavy

It's wood!

It's Lo-og, Lo-og

It's better than bad

It's good!!!



FRENCH GIRL: Tout le monde aime le Log!

SVEN: Yah. It's really fun.

NEW YORKER: I got your log right here.

Everyone needs a log

Everyone wants a log

You're gonna love it

Log

MR. HORSE: Yes sir, I like it