Prine john dear abby lyrics

Dear Abby                                 

 

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 Dear Abby, Dear Abby; My feet are too long,

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 My hair's falling out and my rights are all wrong.

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 My friends they all tell me I've no friends at all,

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 Won't you write me a letter, won't you give me a call.

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 Signed, Bewildered.

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 Chorus:   Bewildered,bewildered you have no complaint,

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 You are what you are and you aint what you aint.

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 So listen up buster and listen up good,

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 Stop wishing for bad luck and knocking on wood.

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 Signed, Dear Abby.

 

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 Dear Abby,Dear Abby, my fountain pen leaks.

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 My wife hollars at me and my kids are all freaks.

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 Every side I get up is the wrong side of bed,

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 If it weren't so expensive I'd wish I were dead.

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 Signed, Unhappy.

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 cho:  Unhappy,Unhappy, you have no complaint ...

 

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 Dear Abby, Dear Abby, you won't believe this,

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 But my stomach makes noises whenever I kiss.

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 My girlfriend tells me its all in my head,

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 But my stomach tells me to write you instead.

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 Signed, Noise-maker.  (cho: Noise-maker,Noise-maker, ...)

 

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 Dear Abby, Dear Abby, I never'd have thought,

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 That me and my girlfriend would ever get caught.

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 We were sitting in the back seat just shooting the breeze,

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 With her hair up in curlers and her pants to her knees.

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 Signed, Just Married. (cho: Just Married, Just Married, ...)