Pigmeat markham here comes the judge lyrics

HERE COMES THE JUDGE

 Pigmeat Markham

 

 Hear ye, hear ye

 This court is now in session

 His Honor, Judge Pigmeat Markham presidin

 Hear ye, hear ye, the court of swing

 It's just about ready to do that thing

 I don't want no tears, I don't want no lies

 Above all, I don't want no alibis

 This Judge is hip, and that ain't all

 He'll give you time if you're big or small

 All in line for this court is neat

 Peace brother, here comes the Judge

 Here comes the Judge

 Everybody knows that he is the judge

 

 Everybody near or far

 I'm goin' to Paris to stop this war

 All those kids gotta listen to me

 Because I am the judge and you can plainly see

 I wanna big 'round table when I get there

 I won't sit down to one that's square

 I wanna lay down the law to them that brought it

 I'll bust some head because I am the judge

 He is the judge, he is the judge

 

 Who's there? I is. I is who?

 I is your next door neighbor

 Order in this courtroom, order in this courtroom

 Judge, your Honorship, Hi sir

 Did I hear you say "Order in the Court?"

 Yes I said order in the court

 Well, I'll take two cans of beer, please

 He is the judge, he is the judge

 Everybody knows that he is the judge

 

 I had a chat with Ho Chi Min

 With cheap rice wine and chased with gin

 Won't take long unless I miss my guess

 I'll have you out of this doggone mess

 I sent a cable to Bob and Mac

 Let them know I'm comin' back

 Sit right down with Rock and Nick

 Teach them boys some of Pigmeat's tricks

 

 Oh, oh judge, your Honor, Pigmeat said

 "Don't you remember me??"

 No, who are you, boy

 Well, I'm the feller that introduced you

 To your wife... to my wife?

 Yeh, life! You son-of-a-gun you

 Come November, election time

 You vote your way, I'll vote mine

 Cause there's a tie, and the money gets spent

 Vote for Pigmeat Markham, President

 I am the judge, vote for Pigmeat

 I am the judge, vote for Pigmeat

 Now, everybody knows I am the judge