Mark lowry i can eat it all (parody-i surrender all) lyrics

I can scarf a dozen dougnuts,

And lick the suger off my hands,

If I had a hundred tacos,

I could eat 'em on demand.



If I eat 'em even faster,

You can see my waist expand,

But the bloated feeling that I get,

Is the part that I can't stand



I'm the middle of the kitchen,

I can't help but gain a pound,

I'll never taste the feel of victory 

Till I finally chow down



I can offer no defence,

When that aroma fills the place,

When I'm served a tray of burgers,

I will gladly stuff my face,



I can eat it all,

Alfalfa, sprouts, and grains,

But when it comes to fast food,

I eat everything,

I can eat it all,

Whatever I desire,

It's fat that I require,

Cause I'm a butterball,

I can eat it all.



The source of my condition,

Is the fact I don't obstain,

I can measure my consumption,

By the weight that I have gained



Though my friends call me a glutty,

And that causes me such pain,

If they serve me one more salad,

I think I will go insane



Cause I've laid aside the health food,

For the fatter foods I've found,

When I get my hands on pizza,

I can never put it down



When I hit my favorite restraunts,

I eat everything I see,

After hours at the buffet,

They are begging me to leave



I can eat it all,

Alfalfa sprouts and grains,

But when it comes to fast food,

I eat everything,

I can eat it all,

Whatever I desire,

It's fat that I require,

Cause I'm a butterball,

I can eat it all



I have a favorite verse,

I would like you all to know,

And it goes like this,

"Man cannot live by bread alone"



That is why I lay my ground beef,

On a golden flame of fire,

The more I have,

The more that I desire



I can eat it all



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I can eat it all,

Whatever I desire

It's fat that I require

Cause I'm a butterball

I'm wider then I'm tall

I'm pure cholesteral,

I can eat it all