Flashlight a freak lyrics

We woke up one Sunday morning

 Bought a thousand dollar van

 Picked the boys up on the west side

 Now I don't know where I am

 But tonight would have gone way smoother had we had more beer 

 

 Buggered off to find a grocery store

 Get a 40 and some gum

 Feeling lonely got a girly mag

 A little gloss to keep me warm

 But tonight would have gone way smoother had we had more beer 

 

 Now Marky's lost

 Poor Tim is trapped in conversation

 And Fil was saved

 By all our constant aggravation

 

 Hey there pea soup did you see that show?

 Hey there pepsi did you see?

 We'll make sure to come this way again

 We'll make sure you get in free

 But tonight would have gone way smoother had we had more beer 

 

 I saw Gullage at the show last night

 She said we played her favourite song

 Some fat kid told me we saved his life

 What the hell is going on

 But tonight would have gone way smoother had we had more beer