Dj jazzy jeff and the fresh prince you saw my blinker bitch lyrics

this is a story I'll never forget  

 about the day my new car got hit  

 it caught me off guard cause it happened so quick  

 when I heard the crash I got mad as hell  

 cruising down the highway fast not slow  

 ninety miles an hour in my 5.0  

 people waving at me cause they know who I am  

 alpine stero blasting a jam  

 put the top down said my girlfriend  

 then my damn hat blew off in the wind  

 I got kinda mad cause it's the hat I just bought  

 I shoulda put her out it was all her fault  

 day was friday date was ten  

 my girl was looking good on a strem  

 she smacked my hand when I put it on her rear  

 said hit me again and I'll break your wrist  

 that day I dressed all in white  

 takin' my girl to Palm Springs for the night  

 I was hoping I could find a short cut  

 I was tired plus I had a rash on my butt  

 there was this lady in a pinto coup  

 'bout 90 years old I could tell by the droop  

 driving off fast borderline insane  

 glass so thick couldn't stay in her lane  

 I swerved left then I swerved right  

 she was still tailgating me too damn tight  

 to the left lane I tried to switch  

 then you saw my blinker bitch  

  

 we both pulled off on the side of the road  

 I was hot ready to explode  

 the only thing stopping me from breaking her nose  

 is I was 21 and she was 90 years old  

 then the police came turn the lights off  

 the lady started cryin' and the cop got soft  

 the cop said ah it'll be ok  

 wrinkled old bag lookin' like a charpe  

 I said wait what's going on cap'  

 her car's fine my car is wrecked  

 then I saw what happened in the crash  

 her dentures came out her mouth and got stuck in the dash  

 you hit me I didn't hit you  

 stop holding your neck lady you can't sue  

 it's your fault you caused all this  

 you saw my blinker bitch  

  

 Wednesday October the fourth  

 that's when we got our day in court  

 that lady destroyed my case  

 she came in a wheelchair and a neck brace  

 I jumped up I said you must be jokin'  

 come on judge her neck ain't broken  

 well I'll be damned  

 wrinkled old bag started cryin' on the stand  

 the balif grabbed me slammed me on the ground  

 judge said boy you'd better calm down  

 aren't you one of them damn rap singers  

 yeah then I gave him the finger  

 judge held me in contempt of court  

 for givin' him the finger and things of that sort  

 anything to say before you're dismissed  

 just one you saw my blinker bitch