Dismemberment plan itâ’s so you lyrics

I rolled my eyes, burst into tears 

And how appropriate can you get? 

The details emerged, the anger surged 

I got to say I wish we never met 

Hey, a party cruise on the River Styx 

And I suppose it's just as well 

Whoa-oh-oh-oh-oh, whoa-oh, it's so you 

A Concorde ride, right to the Pearly Gates 

Whoa-oh-oh-oh-oh, whoa-oh, it's so you 

You mom was mad at all your friends 

And vice-versa.  It wasn't cool. 

I couldn't read your eulogy 

I told your dad we kind of had an office pool 

Hey, a party cruise on the River Styx 

And I suppose it's the way to go 

Whoa-oh-oh-oh-oh, whoa-oh, it's so you 

A Concorde ride, right to the Pearly Gates 

Whoa-oh-oh-oh-oh, whoa-oh, it's so you 

We threw you a big Irish wake 

I know that you're Bolivian, but 

You always were the biggest fake 

We chose the path of least resistance 

And most fun…and most fun…and most fun 

Let the record show that I will fight your legend at every turn 

All the stories that were never true and the rep that you didn't earn 

I will do everything in my power to make sure that this little stunt of yours 

Gets you absolutely nowhere 

But I guess I'm really talking to myself here