City boy the man who ate his car lyrics

Desperate Dan was a solitary man, a loner 



He had a girl but I guess he'd just outgrown her 



It's hard to dig but he made his big decision 



Became the man who ate his car - Collision !! 



They spread the news to every local station 



Come see the guy who swallows cars, - Sensation !!





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They said he couldn't digest it, but he just went ahead 



and undressed it 



Mechanic in a panic, oh what a state. 



He ate his meal full of steel from a plate. 



Munched his way into a million hearts as he ate the tyres 



and the spare parts. 



Some guys do anything to be seen, on the screen, 



what a dream, its obscene. 



Now it's clear that his career took a wrong turn, 



the Golden Gate on a dinner date, 



Heartburn, heartburn, heartburn 



He's left the earth in a multi-berth Apollo 



Venus and Mars, the rest of the stars to swallow. 





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