1-800-zombie lol@myspace lyrics

Wake up in the morning and jump out of bed

I got this crazy urge; can't get it out of my head

I've got to go on MySpace and check my comments

And maybe if I'm lucky, I'll have some friend requests

And I'm not surprised that I have quite a few

You want me to add you band, no I won't add you

Your music is generic and the screaming is the same

As the band who asked me yesterday; I thought that they were lame

I check up on my comments and most of them say hi

So I go to their page and post a funny reply

I see today is friday, you know what that means

I get to go to the mall and show everyone I'm scene

I'll even dye my hair for them so that it's at its best

And I wore my tightest pants and my dino on my chest

They'll come right up to me and ask if I'm on MySpace

Hell yes I am girl, did you tell from my face?

But I don't remember yours, I have ten thousand friends

I can't remember who's on my list, your probably at the end

Everyone comes up to me and asks for my autograph

'Cause you know 1-800-Zombie

It's so famous, it makes me want to laugh